Does Your Take Out Taste Funny?

Context is everything, calf fries with dipping sauce

Story out of Knoxville where a man dipped his testicles into the hot sauce of a home delivery order and posted the act on Facebook.

That is just so wrong! Everybody knows hot sauce contain jalapenos and a guy can burn his balls, if not careful. I guess it is all in how one promotes the product.

What would Tony do?