Does Your Take Out Taste Funny?

Context is everything, calf fries with dipping sauce

Story out of Knoxville where a man dipped his testicles into the hot sauce of a home delivery order and posted the act on Facebook.

https://www.knoxnews.com/story/news/crime/2019/02/26/maryville-howard-matthew-webb-food-tampering-dinner-delivered/2993613002/

That is just so wrong! Everybody knows hot sauce contain jalapenos and a guy can burn his balls, if not careful. I guess it is all in how one promotes the product.

What would Tony do?