Scratch a liberal and chances are you will find a passionate champion against government surveillance. It’s all about intersectionality. For those that don’t know intersectionality occurs when groups that would normally kill each other on sight come together for a common cause. Think LBGQIFGH and five other letters and Muslims. Muslims pause in their efforts to throw queers off of high buildings in favor of joining those same queers in protesting the “Great Satan”. It’s understandable, I guess. Afterall no queers are injured as they go sailing over the parapet of a five story building. Nope it’s the sudden stop at the end of the journey. It’s gravity’s fault!
The point is that when it comes to electronic surveillance, the government is an also ran. Want to know what you ordered on Amazon five years ago? Just ask Amazon they can tell you. Ever wondered why Kindle knows what type of books you like to read? Ever gone to the store and agonized on how to complement the outfit you bought? Skip the store, order it on Amazon. Amazon will choose just the right accessories. You don’t even have to ask, Amazon just knows.
A rapper and pedophile or maybe a pedophile rapper named d4vd, booking name David Burke, killed a fourteen year old runaway. The murder solved the immediate problem but in a cascade effect caused new problems. What to do with the body? What is a pedophile murderer to do? I know, I know! Turn to the Internet. Did I mention that the body had been dismembered?
Police investigators checked Burke’s computers and found that Burke ordered not one but two chainsaws from Amazon. Amazon is nothing if not efficient. I’m sure Amazon records indicate the time the order was placed, when the order was shipped and then delivered. For all I know there is a photo of the package on his doorstep. Government surveillance bad! Amazon surveillance good! If he orders two more chainsaws Burke will qualify for free shit from Amazon.
Burke continued to demonstrate his mastery of criminal behavior. In a disjointed fashion, he loaded the remains of his former child sex object into the trunk of his own car. He parked the car some distance away from his residence. I don’t know, but I suspect that he left the keys in it. Possibly with sign on the dash saying steal this car. He figured it would be gone the next day. Burke was wrong. On two counts. First, the car was a Tesla. No self respecting car thief would steal a Tesla. Second, a true rap thug would have parked the car in Watts. Not Burke, he dropped it in an upper middle class neighborhood. I can understand that, there are scary black folks in Watts. That’s no place for a black rap star posing as a thug to be.
I figure if LAPD looks hard enough they will find before and after selfies of Burke and the victim. I’m going to go out on a limb and predict David Burke’s defense. It wasn’t him. No rap thug that has ever lived would be that stupid to carry out a murder in the fashion described by LAPD. An alternate variation, it’s an LAPD set up.
