Compare and Contrast

Amy Dorris alleges Trump forced his tongue down her throat and groped her at 1997 US Open

Monica and BJ Bill, the serial rapist

Some people may accuse President Trump of speaking with a forked tongue. Nobody, other that Dorris, has ever accused Trump of having a tongue capable of the gymnastics required to carry out her assault.

It seems 1997 were notable to both Monica and Dorris. Monica was on her knees in the Oval Office with something other than a tongue in her mouth. In Monica’s case such an event doesn’t bear discussing. I understand that, BJ Bill the Serial Rapist is a democrat, that is what democrats do.

A kiss that took place twenty-three years ago, on the other hand is grist for today’s mill.

I’m tired of these belated outcries. I understand the imbalance of power between ditsy models and actresses and powerful men. I have a solution to aid these poor defenseless women. It will notify bystanders of possibly untoward conduct and be the first step in making a timely complaint.

Just imagine the fun in the bedroom. Between the squeaks and the motorboat sounds one could compose a symphony.