Another Twelve Everyday Items That Can Be Used as Improvised Weapons
I’m sure that when the Art of Manliness posted They figured they had a pretty exhaustive list, they haven’t been to my house. Turn-12-everyday-items-improvised-weapons. Here are some of the items they forgot.
1.
Nothing Says slow down, take it easy like a faceplant on a Buick
2.
When a kind word is not enough and shooting is too much a .45 up side the head maybe just enough
3.
Nothing says punishment for Saturday Night’s Excesses than a fat girl on Sunday Morning
4.
Go a head, tell us again how this giant rabbit beat you with a carrot
5.
Mild mannered, laid back, til we’re not
6.
Flying through the air with the greatest of ease … wait , that’s a Buick!
7.
When Flowers just don’t express the right sentiment
8.
You ain’t gotta hair on your ass!
9.
Some assembly required, Rumor has it Willie Nelson’s interest in Spiritual music occurred shortly after a future ex-wife sewed him into bed and then used the Louisville Slugger
10.
For an entertaining anything goes evening introduce your buddies wife to his girlfriend and watch the hijinks begin.
11.
Christmas, a time to reflect on the season
12.
Having a Buick parked on your chest, is considered nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
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