This falls into the category of you can’t make this shit up! Michael Hari was a bad ass Militia member, likely in the style of Walter Mitty. He blew up a mosque in 2017. The Feds popped him. I’m guessing he was held without bail. Convicted, he is facing life in prison. His public defender wants a downward departure to thirty years. Now he wants to be a she. I somehow doubt his sincerity.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/minnesota-mosque-bomber-identifies-trans-174400740.html

I wonder if old Mikey came up with this on his own, or if it was the idea of his cellmate, Bubba?

Which leads to an old joke. A pasty white guy embezzler is placed in a cell with a long time con. They don’t have a lot to talk about. Come time for lights out the guy climbs into his top bunk.

Soon, he hears his cellmate. “You wants to be the husband or the wife?”

He tries to ignore it but his cellmate persists. “You want to be the husband or the wife?”

The guy considers the implications and the role of husbands and wives and finally answers, “The husband.”

The cellmate responds, “Good, come down here and suck your wife’s dick.”

Then there is the new inmate going through orientation with the warden. The warden explains that they have regularly scheduled activities in the evening. bridge on Mondays, book of the month on Tuesdays. The new inmate is thinking this is sounding pretty good and tells the warden so. The warden asks how he feels about sex. The new guy responds, yeah he likes sex. The warden gets down to specifics, heterosexual or homosexual? The new guy responds hetero of course. The warden sighs and says, “You ain’t gonna like Thursdays.”