Bear with me here. Mr. Sulu of Star Trek is upset. Principally he is mad at Trump for his immigration policies. Rumor has it that he still bears a grudge against Captain, later Admiral James T Kirk. Purportedly the feud with Kirk began when Mr. Sulu did get promoted. Things have never been the same, since. Keep that last bit in mind.
If Mr. Sulu is unable to differentiate between the real world and the make-believe world of Star Trek, let’s humor him. In the Star Trek world, the United States only exists as a matter of geography. Sulu spends all his time buzzing about the universe. In the real world anybody who comes from outer space is rightly considered an alien. An argument can be made that Mr. Sulu is an alien. He holds no U.S.citizenship since the United States as a political entity doesn’t exist. Consequently he has no visa.
I say we boot his ass out. Maybe to the Klingon empire. They’re a pretty butch bunch there. He might like it.
