Paul Crazier Than A Shithouse Rat, You Can't Make this Shit Up!

A Dog’s Life

People never consider the effort that dogs make to adapt to their human environment. People are not entirely consistent but dogs are expected to go with the flow.

The view may be always the same, but the route and rules keep changing.

Just when they think that they have learned the rules, dogs find out nope, not yet.

Human you may have beat the New York Transit Authority, but it was only with my cooperation.
I don’t ask for much, give a dog a bone.
Who else would follow you?

A Little Consistency Would Be nice