Inside Italy’s first sex doll brothel which is already fully booked for weeks ahead despite only just opening

Randy Italians are desperate to simulate sex with seven different dolls – for €100 (£78) for one hour – and there’s even a male doll with interchangeable penises of different lengths

My first thought was: “I wonder if it is convenient to the Vatican?” It is not. I predict the local Bishop if going to be overrun with Vatican functionaries on inspection tours. 

There was an old joke about the Pope being blackmailed into having sex, in order to save the world. He agreed, providing three conditions were met: 1. She had to be blind, so she could not see him. 2. She had to be mute so that she could tell of the experience. 3. She had to have big tits.

All three conditions have been met in Turin.