Can anybody Confirm a Rumor?

I understand that Obama will be at the Inauguration, but then again he gets priority in motorcades and parking. I’m hearing the reason the Democrats won’t be at the Inauguration is traffic will be a bitch and parking is limited at the Russian Embassy.  They don’t want to miss a moment of the ceremony following Trump’s Inauguration.

Going back to Cold War rules, once Obama hands over the keys to the White House to Thump he will travel to the Russian Embassy. Once there, Putin will award the Hero of the Russian Federation to Obama. This is for selfless service rendered to the Motherland above and beyond the call of duty. He will receive the Honorary Rank of Colonel and Russian citizenship. Insiders say that typically Heros of the Russian Federation receive a dacha on the Black sea as part of the compensation package.

Unnamed Aides for Rep. John Lewis D Georgia stated he was on a fact finding mission. President Vladimir Putin claimed that Russia had the best trained sex workers in the world. As an unreformed Georgia Pimp Rep Lewis felt like he was a competent judge and would hold Putin to his statement in support of “free trade”.

I cannot vouch for the accuracy of any of the information contained here. Past practice seems to indicate the possibility of truth. The Russians do like to reward successful intelligence operations. It would explain Obama’s action these last eight years. Normally, I wouldn’t give a rumor like this the time of day, but the source seemed at least as credible as the FBI source in the Trump Memo. Who am I to argue with the greatest law enforcement agency the world has ever seen?