Robbery-suspect-tries-fooling-cops-with-drawn-on-beard. Criminal Mastermind at work.

There really isn’t much more that I can say.

Only thing I’ve got that comes close: is the guy that pulled his tee shirt over his face, no eyeholes. Waved the gun, got the money, headed for the door at a dead run, had pretty good acceleration from a dead stop. Missed the door by about ten inches, caught the doorframe  in the forehead and knocked himself out. Clerk thought he was dead.