Dildos-are-descending-on-the-UT-Austin-campus and they’ve got sexual devices too! As part of the protest against handguns on campus, protesters are urged to carry dildos.  I wonder if they have to be holstered, concealed and not wielded in a menacing manner.

It reminds me of a joke. Two Irish men meet up in a bar.  One of them, Sean, has obviously been severely beaten.  His buddy asked, Sean, “What happened?”

“O’Malley down the street, came home early and caught me visiting with Mrs. O’Malley.”

“Well you should have defended yourself, hit him with whatever came to hand.”

“What came to hand was Mrs. O’Malley’s tit, and a lovely tit it is, but not worth a shit in a fight.”